My bear from Berkeley, Andre, got bored staying at home…
So…this is his story…in his own words…
ANDRE CLIMBED INTO MOMMYS BAG….ANDRE DOESN’T LIKE BEING IN THE BAG….ANDRE GETS CRAMPED….
BUT ANDRE LIKES LONDON. MOMMY LOVES ANDRE. MOMMY DOESN’T MIND ANDRE TAGGED ALONG. HERES ANDRE WITH BIG BEN. BIG BEN IS BIG.
HERES ANDRE WITH THE MILLENIUM EYE. LONDON HAD IT MADE FOR THE BIG PARTY IN 2000. MOMMY DIDN’T WANT TO RIDE THE EYE WITHOUT MARKIE….SO WE DIDNT GO.
ITS COLD IN LONDON. ANDRE THINKS THAT SUCKS. HERES ANDRE WITH THE HOUSE OF PARLIMENT. MOMMY SAID BIG MEN MAKE LOTS DECISIONS HERE.
MOMMY WANTED TO GO INSIDE BUT THERE WAS A HUGE LINE OF PEOPLE. SO WE DIDN’T GO INSIDE. MOMMY SAID SHE WOULD HAVE TO TALK TO THE AMERICAN EMBASSY TO GO INSIDE. BUT TODAY SHE DIDNT DO THAT.
HERES ANDRE AT WESTMINISTER ABBEY. MOMMY SAID DEAD PEOPLE ARE PUT IN THE GROUND HERE.
MOMMY WANTED TO GO INSIDE. THEN MOMMY READ A SIGN. THEN MOMMY SAID A BAD WORD. MOMMY SAID THE SIGN SAID THE ABBEY CLOSED AT 15:00. ANDRE LOOKED AT MOMMYS PHONE. MOMMYS PHONE SAID IT WAS 15:45. SO MOMMY DIDNT GO INSIDE.
MOMMY KEPT TAKING PICTURES OF ANDRE. ANDRE WAS COLD AND ANDRE WANTED MOMMY TO HURRY THE HECK UP. SOME AMERICAN BIMBOS LAUGHED AT MOMMY WHEN SHE SNAPPED SOME PIX OF ANDRE. AMERICAN BIMBOS SUCK.
MOMMY HOPPED ON A RED DOUBLE DECKER BUS. ANDRE GOT HIS OWN SEAT. ANDRE DOESNT LIKE BEING IN MOMMYS BAG. MOMMYS BAG SUCKS.
ANDRE FEELS TALL FROM THE TOP FLOOR OF THE BUS.
ANDRE GOT HOME. ANDRE TOLD LOUIE ALL ABOUT LONDON. LOUIE IS JEALOUS. LOUIE SAID ANDRE SUCKS. ANDRE SAID LOUIE SUCKS.
ANDRE LOVES LONDON.
haha cute he talks in the 3rd person
Hey Andre,
Did you get to watch any wrestling? WWE Raw was in Manchester, England last night. 🙂 Does your mom make you do boring stuff like read all day? (Unless it’s comic books, but your mom doesn’t appreciate the art enough to buy them 😛 )
Hello Kitty is livid. She signed (cuz she lacks a mouth) something about having to represent. Oh, and something else about, well, does Andie-poo play poker…
This cracks me up!!